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STAR WARS - It didn't need to be modernized. Now, let's talk about Stark Trek...


TAGS: deadpool star wars nerd paradise false prophet and lots of it
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Alixian - September 5, 2011, 8:22 am
Kids wear Superman pyjamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris Pyjamas, Chuck Norris wears Deadpool pyjamas. Deadpool is so cool he makes absolute zero look like 4000 Kelvin
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 2:16 am
Your parents were related before they got married...weren't they?
SerpentMaster - April 20, 2010, 2:10 am
@aerofiend: You're not a nerd just because you know someone as awesome and legendary as Deadpool
aerofiend - February 12, 2010, 6:03 pm
@TheTrashHeap & Moooooo: A Dead pool is a a betting pool on how long it will take someone to die. In Deadpool's case, he can't die, so he became the Deadpool. (Sorry I'm a Nerd.)
Bartimaeus - January 14, 2010, 10:28 pm
The greatest comic hero/villain the genre has ever known.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:37 am
My thoughts exactly.
TheTrashHeap - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am
WTF is a deadpool?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:21 am
That's it!!!.....sorry Bart, You drew the short straw.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:12 pm
Well, you haven't gotten rusty...but your stripes are looking a little gray. lol
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm
Last few days I haven't been able to comment from work...java errors or some BS...so I'm getting in a few jabs from home now!!!
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm
I saw* Dammit! My problem is acting up.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:04 pm
LD FTW I something like this coming...but that was a flawless execution.lol I wish we could give comments 5 XD
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:02 pm
Hey - I didn't tell anyone what I saw in the shower after gym class Bart so don't blame m- oh...'typos'...my bad.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 8:25 pm
Thanks, guys. I'm glad you like it...despite my little problem. lol
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 6:44 pm
I already did!
R.S.Jake - January 13, 2010, 6:12 pm
Say it's an Amsome Effing Poster! SAY IT! 5L's!
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 5:46 pm
Eh eff it Bart. Amsome poster 5L
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 5:23 pm
Goddamn typos!


SEXY - Yeah, he's bringin it back.


TAGS: sloth goonies
Rating: 1.56/5

More motifakes by Mike Hunt

Dirk Diggler - May 19, 2009, 8:46 pm
CHUNK!!
Mr. Shiny - March 5, 2009, 5:54 pm
very funny, lol.
Shtoink - August 11, 2008, 1:24 am
rocky... road?
Narutarded - August 10, 2008, 10:14 pm
Yeah, he's bringing sexy back... IN A BURLAP SACK!!!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 10, 2008, 2:05 am
I think I might have worked for him. Nice one!
Mike Hunt - August 9, 2008, 1:38 pm
This is my first motifake, and I am just thankful that it did not come out pixeltarded.


GLASGOW NEDS - now THAT is fashion!


TAGS: glasgow ned retard bad clothes shithead
Rating: 2.4/5

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dee - August 7, 2009, 5:49 am
it stands for non educated delinquents, scottish chavs basically.
Derek - August 6, 2009, 7:36 pm
What are "Neds"?


OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.


TAGS: fedex over night delivery pizza fast humor mechanic pilot
Rating: 4.07/5

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Laevian - May 26, 2012, 2:19 am
unbelievable ! 4L for the caption
ramblerjw - April 10, 2010, 6:43 pm
Has nothing to do with FedEx, when I was in the Corps I got this a chain email saying it was a list of Air Force gripes. I used a few of the "fixes" while doing the same type paperwork while stationed in Okinawa, let's just say that didn't end well for me
stygian616 - February 25, 2010, 12:57 pm
wow a poster with 5 L's even though the caption is a fail
WTF - November 18, 2009, 4:05 pm
Why is a civilian A320 equipped with "Identify Friend or Foe"?
phydeaux - November 18, 2009, 3:28 pm
I was in Naval Aviation...and a rookie pilot once actually handed in a gripe sheet with the "IFF works in IFF mode but not in OFF mode" issue. I laughed so hard at this I cried...
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
erm caption not comment.
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
That brought tears to my eyes before I even got to the comment. 5L just for the photo.
whatukno - November 18, 2009, 9:56 am
5L that was funny, not your caption, but the pic itself.


SLOTH -




GRUMPY ONE -


TAGS: plotting revenge is sweet enough
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

CaptainBaked - April 25, 2011, 9:34 pm
Yeah I was actually thinking about that poster while I was making this! Too funny...
ICEMAN - April 25, 2011, 6:51 pm
A common theme... 132688
TheOne - April 25, 2011, 4:26 pm
Heheh


DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.


TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

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K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?


A NAGGING WIFE - Means that she still cares. It is when she gives you the silent treatment that she is plotting your gruesome murder.




ELVISH - The only language in the world in which every word translates to "I'm a virgin".


TAGS: larp elvish legolas lotr
Rating: 2.39/5

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nononononononon - November 22, 2016, 8:30 pm
MAD sack time bro
nononononononon - November 22, 2016, 8:29 pm
rudeee
nononononononon - November 22, 2016, 8:29 pm
mean
nononononononon - November 22, 2016, 8:29 pm
haha wrong
nononononononon - November 22, 2016, 8:28 pm
no that is not true
corbett06 - August 11, 2010, 9:07 am
you have a point nand but i bet he was getting mad sack time after those movies
JLBachs - March 22, 2010, 6:23 pm
She'd be cute if the eyebrows weren't so dark.
Zealot - March 18, 2010, 4:00 pm
i think the guy was onto something


SLOTHS - It's really something To get photobombed By the world's slowest mammal




START THE REACTOR! - Free Mars! Yay!


TAGS: baby weird clothing wtf
Rating: 3.33/5

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Fatt Matt - April 16, 2010, 1:02 pm
Open your mind, Quaid.


F18 HORNET REPAIRS -


TAGS: mechanics pilots
Rating: 5/5

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FangKitt3n - March 31, 2012, 3:14 pm
My masterchief would have shat bricks if my guys were working like that...
Airman - March 30, 2012, 5:43 pm
wouldn't all fit on my little form
ughomer - March 30, 2012, 4:50 pm
Airman ~ great rendition of this joke. Entire version is at http://www.tensionnot.com/jokes/customer_service_jokes/pilot_and_aircraft_mechanic (e.g., Pilot: Dead bugs on windshield. Technician: Live bugs on back-order.


HOW DO YOU KNOW -


TAGS: airforce pilots humble
Rating: 4.74/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:19 am
In that case, I got to get new friends! Lol


ADHD -


TAGS: ocelot distracted humor
Rating: 4.85/5

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lgvernon - January 23, 2012, 1:37 pm

Thank you, RL!~
Reality Lord - January 23, 2012, 1:32 pm

lolz...cute :)


TALENT - The ability to spot a woman in a bikini at 3 nautical miles can't be taught in flight school.




FORTUNATELY -


TAGS: lot of countries left
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Airman

MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 5:21 pm
Clever as hell.
aktarian - December 4, 2011, 12:18 pm
To say this is funny is no lie, Israel!
Ed-Hyde - November 5, 2010, 7:06 am
Airman, awesome captioning. First lul of the day. 5L
panic8 - November 4, 2010, 7:54 pm
Good... German(y), Bavaria(n) and Suebia(n) make not even a bad pun!


DUCT TAPE - The one ring to rule them all


TAGS: duct tape lotr lord rings
Rating: 4.78/5

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BanFhiosaiche777 - March 19, 2012, 4:22 pm
A clue please? I married a contractor & thought I'd heard just about all the "duct" (duck sic) tape jokes out there but I'm a little dense I guess, could be something due to age? I don't know when it happened but I woke-up one morning .............
yifme - March 7, 2012, 9:36 pm
One tape in silver to bind them
carebear - March 7, 2012, 7:27 pm
(carebear BANNED)


TIME TO PLAY - "Spot the Terrorist Vehicle"


TAGS: camel parking lot
Rating: 2.71/5

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Koradan - February 2, 2010, 6:14 pm
Hey! I am --so-- registered!!
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 8:51 pm
Yeah. It must be the Mazda. No one would fill a camel with diesel and blow it up. It's probably worth more.
Chadley - December 16, 2009, 7:22 pm
Is it the Mazda?


"You look dry.. -


TAGS: lotion
Rating: 4.73/5
Gh0st781 - September 26, 2015, 2:32 pm
Apparently I wasn't logged in when I made this one. Meh..
JesusWept - September 25, 2015, 10:01 am
It refers to "Silence Of The Lambs".
motinet - September 25, 2015, 8:34 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCSZfmbFJyQ
concern3 - September 25, 2015, 6:36 am
Silence MissPriss, do not let this man buffalo you
MissPriss - September 24, 2015, 11:48 pm
Either I don't this one either or if I read between the lines this is definitely a plus side poster.


GEAR PROBLEM -


TAGS: pilot crash landing
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Airman

Aurielius - September 28, 2015, 7:19 am
Southern pilots come in two flavors , excitable or unflappable.
FredrickHarmon - February 3, 2011, 1:54 am
Excellent, this is probably my favorite class of motivator poster.


SLOTH BEAR - The ultimate foe.




MONOPOLY SHIRT - Bad day to wear his favourite t-shirt!


TAGS: clothes funny
Rating: 4.44/5

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FRYING BACON -


TAGS: frying bacon good reason clothes
Rating: 4.9/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 1, 2014, 2:43 pm
After a while, the hot oil splashes callous over and you don't feel it when it happens again.
GaryO - May 26, 2013, 9:45 pm
*and.....and typing...with yer keyboard in yer lap
GaryO - May 26, 2013, 9:43 pm
that snd welding
vlad9885 - May 26, 2013, 5:49 pm
You put clothes on for that?


MAYDAY! MAYDAY! - I think we located that missing kid!


TAGS: pilot kid plane
Rating: 4/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 9:12 pm
I suppose that I've been too busy...I've never seen this. Funny one it is!
ughomer - March 20, 2012, 6:07 pm
Now you tell me! Sorry 'bout dat.
axe11154 - March 20, 2012, 3:26 pm
this pictures been used way to many times


MY LIFE - It has a great cast but I am still trying to figure out the plot !


TAGS: my lfe great casr plot
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by Budog

OSA - April 17, 2012, 8:07 am
And remember that a trilogy has 5 parts!!
Nissta - April 16, 2012, 6:53 pm
Only If you remember your TOWEL!!
spypengen - April 16, 2012, 6:10 pm
the plot is 42


CHANCE -


TAGS: pzy chance lottery tickets dying
Rating: 4.86/5

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Preacher Man - September 15, 2011, 1:05 am
(looks at Powerball ticket by the keyboard) You're a lot of fun to have around, Charlie Brown.
mariand - September 14, 2011, 6:48 am
I guess it'5 true


HERCULES, HERCULES -


TAGS: pilots thats my girl
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

luddy - December 15, 2010, 8:52 pm
thats most likely the funniest thing iv read in months.
andnowforme0 - November 10, 2010, 11:48 pm
lol silly fighter jocks think they're better than a bomber that has enough bombs to destroy a nation in one flight.
jameswnash - September 13, 2010, 10:07 pm
sweet! 5 nautical miles for you
Derek - September 13, 2010, 7:53 pm
Heheh, yep and 4x as long in the air (pointing to watch)
DLM4 - September 13, 2010, 6:58 pm
very awesome, 5L
Faceplant31 - September 13, 2010, 6:13 pm
5L air!


SLOTH IS A DEADLY SIN. - So this poor little guy's going straight to Hell? Awwwww...


TAGS: sloth deadly sin hell
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - May 27, 2012, 9:07 am
Thanks cynic.
pickleviper - May 27, 2012, 9:06 am
No idea, Kyronic. I guess it needs further research.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2012, 1:13 am
Nice! 5 lazy lions.
Kyronic - May 26, 2012, 8:48 pm
Don't sloths defecate out of there skin or something?


PRINCE LOTOR - Jabba the Hutt ain't got SHIT on me!




WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE - between a fighter pilot and his aircraft? The plane stops whining when you shut down the engines.


TAGS: pilots
Rating: 4.18/5

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THE LAST VIEW - They're surely enjoyed their flight.


TAGS: airplane pilot funny fail
Rating: 4.18/5

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7053 - July 8, 2011, 9:37 am
Cheers,and welcome to hell.


GHOST RIDER YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG -




FIGHTER PILOTS -




THIS KID - Just walks into Mordor.




THE FORMULA FOR A SUCCESSFUL STRIPPER -


TAGS: no clothes
Rating: 3.58/5

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OH NO NOT AGAIN. - "Oh no, not again," is what flashed through the mind of Douglas Adams who had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.


TAGS: if we knew exactly why douglas adams had thought oh no not again we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we currently do
Rating: 2.47/5

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Derek - November 16, 2009, 3:31 pm
A whale of a tale :})
Ed-Hyde - November 16, 2009, 8:55 am
Someone has been reading again. Now put the five book trilogy down slowly. That's right, here's a cup of tea and a towel.


WAL-MART - The only place where you'll see this.




SUPERIOR - The mark of a truly superior pilot is the use of his superior judgment to avoid situations requiring the use of his superior skill.


TAGS: superior pilot
Rating: 4.86/5

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Derek - June 20, 2011, 6:13 pm
Sounds like something Airman would say.
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 9:13 am
keep 'em coming...


FLYING - Dude, Did you see our pilot before boarding? I'm sure he'll take us straight up.




PURPOSE - The function of the naval aviator is a courier service for the ordnanceman.


TAGS: navy pilot fighter jet ordnance air craft carrier
Rating: 3.69/5

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Moonrage - February 16, 2011, 9:20 am
AO is the worst rate. All the fools become AOs
phydeaux - November 23, 2009, 1:59 pm
Aamen baby...AO...fist of the fleet...
Mongo - November 13, 2009, 4:26 pm
Umm, what if its a tanker hop?
Derek - November 13, 2009, 4:20 pm
Clever :})


LOINCLOTH - Thank God for them!


TAGS: loincloth
Rating: 2/5

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Bob Chin - May 1, 2009, 1:17 pm
Burning Man Festival!!! No costume required


THE PLOT - Pick it up at our Lost & Found department


TAGS: plot cosplay lost found
Rating: 1.6/5

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auda - August 31, 2008, 7:09 am
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, MIT's version of Shakespeare's Macbeth!


HI MOM - I think I've just failed my Pilot's Exam.




JUST A SUGGESTION -


TAGS: lotr frodo gandalf ring
Rating: 4.63/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 25, 2013, 3:35 pm
Gandalf is so tight-fisted with his magic, it's annoying. When the characters meet certain doom, it's not a question of whether or not they'll survive, it's whether not Gandalf will intervene.
Cyberhagen - December 9, 2012, 12:44 pm
Nah, Sauron would've seen them coming and sent the Nazgul to intercept, and the whole "under cover" thing would've been blown. Then again, I guess that would be no more risky than what they did.. hmm..
Kenn141 - January 5, 2011, 2:41 pm
You know we were all thinking it!


INTERPRETATION -


TAGS: sloth
Rating: 4.31/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:05 pm
The cure for bigotry is for black cats to hump some white pussy? If only it were that easy, it'd be solved decades ago.


MEN & LAUNDRY - Textbook Peter Principle.


TAGS: men laundry women clothes
Rating: 4.71/5

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mariand - January 21, 2012, 7:03 pm
hey... it's woman's job to clean whatever is dirty!!!...lol


CHICKS IN COMBAT... -


TAGS: military pilots combat funny femalesoldiers
Rating: 4.57/5

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narcinvestigator - March 18, 2011, 9:39 pm
Staged. Hope they brought their poontang pluggers along.
HammerofHeeb - March 16, 2011, 10:33 am
Hey, somebody has to make combat sammiches.
CANADA - March 15, 2011, 11:32 pm
now it's a box-office
Swampfox - March 15, 2011, 11:23 pm
What was once a cockpit...
spacedog - March 15, 2011, 6:40 pm
Nice one.
agdaniele - March 14, 2011, 11:38 pm
LMFAO!


SKILLS - Developed over time


TAGS: beer lots old
Rating: 3.83/5

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SINK HOLES - They're damn sneaky.




REDNECK HAUTE COUTURE - never cease to amaze me


TAGS: fashion south clothing
Rating: 4/5

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Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 2:43 pm
Ah, but where else can ya find a whole ensemble for $1.99 (at the hardware store, no less). ^_^ That's going to be interesting to remove; hope she shaved. :P
djinnyf - March 15, 2011, 1:47 pm
Well... me too! Ouch! xx
calichi - January 26, 2011, 9:54 pm
Redneck high fashion...keep reading
coldinjected - January 26, 2011, 9:07 pm
I'm ashamed that I had to look up haute couture but it makes sense now.
rerun - January 26, 2011, 8:30 pm

please edit out motifake text & post image only to stupidhumans


HELLO MA'AM - I'm Your 5 pm Appointment, I Guess... French Manicure This Time, Please




SUCKERS -


TAGS: sept 28th i m sure the military has lots of beautiful women but i doubt they look like this in the field
Rating: 3.64/5

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Derek - October 21, 2009, 11:37 pm
She looks very much like Porcelina
Agnostic - September 29, 2009, 12:20 am
JAPAN
Bob D. Sailor - September 28, 2009, 7:59 pm
What country is that from?


AMERICA - Taking sloth to a whole new level


TAGS: america sloth level
Rating: 3.45/5

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Boop - July 4, 2009, 4:49 pm
Okay, that's just fucking pathetic.


SMOKE ANGELS - Courtesy of the US Air Force.


TAGS: air force fighter pilot jet missile vortex smoke angel
Rating: 3.31/5

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lesterinside - January 29, 2010, 8:47 pm
More Taxes to support US Airforce Artist Association.


YOUR - DRIVERS TEST


TAGS: lotr
Rating: 2.33/5

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WHERE ARE YOU? - When your laxative starts working...


TAGS: boromir lotr laxative
Rating: 2.32/5

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DarthMalicious - March 10, 2011, 8:24 am
That armor better be S**t stain proof....or he will be the laughing stock of the Fellowship
Anonymous - January 30, 2009, 7:13 pm
Maybe it will help him into Mordor
RRCCmom - October 14, 2008, 10:42 am
Been there man! I hope he can make it back to Gondor in time!


WOMEN PILOTS -


TAGS: women plane air plane pilot crash
Rating: 1.67/5

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Jmac0585 - July 30, 2009, 5:19 pm
Perfectionists: So miserable about the failures in their own life, they derive their only happiness when they point out the mistakes of others. see: Spelling Nazis.
knowitall - July 30, 2009, 5:09 pm
morons: don't know the difference between a noun (women) and an adjective (female)


THINGS COULD BE.... -




NAVAL AIR STRATEGY -




FLUORESCENT BULBS - An integral part of any good hardcore wrestling match.


TAGS: hardcore wrestling that is with clothing
Rating: 3.08/5

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Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 1:51 pm
Enjoy the mercury poisoning the morons!


When Good Faps Go Horribly Wrong -




CALORIES -


TAGS: alter your clothes pinup humor
Rating: 4.72/5

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lgvernon - March 22, 2012, 5:01 pm

Thank you!~
carebear - March 22, 2012, 4:35 pm
(carebear BANNED)
GaryO - March 22, 2012, 1:06 pm
5 loins...girded


HAPPENS EVERY TIME -




PERVERTED? - Me? I swear...these Rorschach tests are rigged. I bet Ronsart paints them.


TAGS: kamasutra positions tricky ink blots tribute ronsart
Rating: 4/5

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Bartimaeus - March 11, 2010, 1:54 pm
Of course...yeah...
MrRandom - March 11, 2010, 1:50 pm
Of course, you're only hearing about this second hand correct?
Bartimaeus - March 11, 2010, 1:48 pm
Oh...his fanfiction is noteworthy, too. If you're into that sort of thing...yaoi dinosaurs and male pregnancy...
MrRandom - March 11, 2010, 1:45 pm
Lol, I didn't even notice it was a tribute. Was commenting on your response to Mo.
Bartimaeus - March 11, 2010, 1:37 pm
You know it. lol I always look forward to Ron's submissions.
MrRandom - March 11, 2010, 12:54 pm
You would know, eh number 1 fan Bart?
Bartimaeus - March 11, 2010, 12:28 pm
You must write the best fanfiction.lo0l
MO - March 11, 2010, 12:24 pm
Hey! Least I didn't mention that it also looks like Barney. Oops, now I did. Damn!
Bartimaeus - March 11, 2010, 12:17 pm
What kind of crazy shit are you thinking about!? lol jk
MO - March 11, 2010, 11:57 am
Third row, down 3. GODZILLA!! ROAR!!


TIRED OF SLOPPY CUT-RATE FUNERALS - TRY PLOTS R US FREE SALAD BAR LAY-A-WAY AVAILABLE


TAGS: plots r us uhf
Rating: 4/5

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TWOEDGE - April 27, 2012, 2:40 pm
You stab em we slab em ;)
CloudchaserS - March 5, 2012, 12:40 am
I've been a fan since the Even Worse album and I love that movie!


INVESTMENT ADVICE -


TAGS: investment advice by lots of beer and enjoy
Rating: 3.82/5

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Anonymous2 - May 18, 2010, 10:49 pm
CANADA, based on your current cost for a 24 pack, this process described would bring you $53.30. Now, if you threw a party and charged $5 a head to consume said beer, that would only add to your investment.
CANADA - May 13, 2010, 9:12 pm
24 of that here is 45 bucks :(
Anonymous2 - May 13, 2010, 7:33 pm
Unless 6-packs were 2.80, 12 packs were 5.60, or 24 packs were 11.20, your math is wrong there.


IF I COULD HAVE ONLY ONE WISH - THEN I WANT THIS MOUNTED IN MY TRUCK AND THE ADDRESS OF ALL THE PEOPLE I HATE FOR A LITTLE "DRIVE BY" ACTION


TAGS: a good loader a good driver and lots of time as well as the address of every single person i hate and i hate an awfu lot of people
Rating: 3.71/5

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R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 3:19 pm
Got my eye on a used Army 5 ton...I think it could handle it.
phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 2:48 pm
Thanks RS. I was gonna say....sheesh.
R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 10:28 am
Duh....Get a bigger truck!
Cyrenius - April 12, 2010, 8:21 am
If this will be on your truck your suspensions would break


PRUDENCE - Never fly in the same cockpit with someone braver than you.




THIS IS WHY -




FIGHTER PILOTS -


TAGS: photo op pilot
Rating: 4.84/5

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Greeny - February 28, 2011, 8:02 pm
Taxes hard at work
Greeny - February 28, 2011, 8:02 pm
Taxes hard at work


AFTERBURNERS -


TAGS: f18 pilot navy airman takeoff
Rating: 4.61/5

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forseti - May 25, 2011, 4:17 pm
I love it!!


STATISTICS -


TAGS: the typical toilet seat only has 49 germs per square inch versus the desktop that has 21 000 that s problematic because a lot of people eat lunch at their desks a typical office disinfects the toilet every night most people don t disenfect their desks
Rating: 4.57/5

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forseti - October 3, 2010, 5:14 am
What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger! That's why computer nerds are the toughest guys out there!
AdmiralAckbar - September 26, 2010, 11:39 pm
lysol is a wonderful thing
eldiabloloco - September 26, 2010, 10:31 pm
Lol and the boss does not want us unwashed Maint Techs to use the office restroom
jameswnash - September 26, 2010, 9:03 pm
Food for thought...literally


BROMANCE - Here's your girlfriend's necklace. I saved it for you.


TAGS: legolas aragorn lotr bromance romance
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by goobienicole

Feasibly - March 1, 2012, 11:25 am
Very bromantic! I 5'd it as well...
GaryO - March 1, 2012, 9:17 am
5cores, 5chmores, the word play on the title is creative talent Keep it comin’, goobienicole
Reality Lord - March 1, 2012, 7:04 am

sorry to see the low score. i really liked this poster. simple....direct...funny. 5 from me.


I DON'T ALWAYS WORKOUT - But when I do, it's in black, so it is like a funeral for my fat ...


TAGS: black workout clothes fat funeral
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Budog

boston - July 24, 2012, 2:56 pm
UMMM HMMM !!!


ULTIMATE RESPONSIBILITY -


TAGS: pilots f18
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Airman

EvilFox302 - May 6, 2011, 6:25 am
Amen on this one.
MPsniper - April 29, 2011, 5:41 am
EJECT...EJECT...EJECT. only one powerplant is in burner. a little thrust imbalance?


KIDS THESE DAYS -


TAGS: kids letter qantas pilot don t fuck up
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by steph1

pzykosiz - February 27, 2011, 7:09 pm
I'd be more worried about the plane being Qantas
hootizz - February 27, 2011, 4:28 am
Hey you know some Maori..!!, Kia whakakakahuria ratau ki te whakama, ki te numinumi...
Derek - February 27, 2011, 4:11 am
Otautahi? Seriously, not heard Christchurch called that... ever.


PRIORITIES - Sometimes it's better to plan ahead. But then again stuff wouldn't be so much damn fun!




"SULLY" COPYCAT - that or a female airline pilot...




ZOE CHLOE - It's the hotness


TAGS: zoe chloe dlottn
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by dlottn

shining pat - September 7, 2009, 3:40 pm
She done did the porn already http://video.xnxx.com/video77669/very_cute_young_girl_strip
SorryInAdvance - August 20, 2009, 10:32 pm
I don't even care if it's creepy, but I've been seeing her face all the time during my browsing and I just have to know who the hell she is.
danya101 - August 1, 2009, 1:52 pm
BTW shes 17, so shes not way underage
BriaHere - June 26, 2009, 2:35 pm
XD giggles.
The Angry Reverend - June 26, 2009, 10:00 am
What? Pedo jokes on MotiFake? When did. . . why would. . thats it, I'm leaving.
BriaHere - June 14, 2009, 8:42 am
You guys are disgusting. Firstly she's underage, way underage. Secondly she would NEVER sleep with any of you dirty disgusting little perverts. You make me sick.
getsome - June 6, 2009, 10:41 pm
she is 15 in that pic
Billy Chloe - March 10, 2009, 9:05 pm
http://www.redtube.com/20806
agdaniele - March 2, 2009, 11:50 pm
In a pub, yss might've been entertaining to follow to it's conclusion. I have no..... what the..... ok, yeah... what EGD said.
Elder God Douchebag - March 2, 2009, 10:26 pm
..I have no idea what the f*ck you're saying. I therefore invoke the Shut The F*ck Up Rule.
yss - March 2, 2009, 10:21 pm
Her face have alot small dots may be she like going out. She could been having boyfriend or girlfriend. She have no mountians on her breasts
yss - March 2, 2009, 10:17 pm
She is lesbian but I like it because I can have ZOE CHLOE and other beautiful girl
yss - March 2, 2009, 10:15 pm
She look hot she will be success I want her only 1 year older but can she talk english? Still She is MINE
Scorpio7 - February 11, 2009, 1:41 am
Here's a more recent photo of her: http://www.imagefap.com/image.php?id=11503917
Ryan - January 6, 2009, 7:21 pm
When she turns 18, I'll be all over her. Otherwise, GTFO.
Wolfie - December 11, 2008, 12:21 am
How old is she? 15 is legal age over here in sweden :P
Phage - November 28, 2008, 5:47 am
Call me when she turns 16.
Porcelina - November 15, 2008, 9:45 pm
Um, absolutely nothing, actually. This site makes fun of everything. We have a lesbian here, even. (Narutarded)
Seb - November 15, 2008, 5:58 pm
This place is worse that /b/ for homophobic comments, whats wrong with being gay? GOD!
Carl - September 8, 2008, 1:15 pm
Checked out that link. Looks about 13. Sick bastards.
Captain Douchebag - August 18, 2008, 1:55 am
It wouldn't surprise me if you were still in fucking grade school, Jamesy, you little homo.
Jamesy - August 18, 2008, 1:48 am
you guys are sick she looks like a fucking 10 year old. wouldnt surprise me if your all virgins...
Redfield - August 5, 2008, 1:02 am
i wanna look away from her eyes but i just can't...
DLoTTn - August 4, 2008, 2:26 pm
Not 9, http://www.imagefap.com/gallery.php?gid=1135866
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 25, 2008, 1:51 am
I agree with Bob, you guys are fawning over a child. She doesn't look womanly, not even teenagerly. When you can't tell, you should think about how you'd feel if you found out she was nine.
All knowing. - July 24, 2008, 6:13 pm
That pink thing is a part of her bra.
Redfield - July 16, 2008, 8:54 am
I say again, who wouldn't want those eyes staring at you while she's on her knee's.
Captain Douchebag - July 9, 2008, 2:11 pm
Too high up for a nipple..Unless she has a great face and freakshow titties...If she has freakshow titties, then there is no God.
a wondering observer - July 9, 2008, 12:12 pm
is that in the down left corner where her hair crosses her shirt, a nipple or a zit?
Bob from toronto - June 16, 2008, 7:02 pm
She looks nine, if that.
Carnex - June 16, 2008, 11:24 am
I dont see why not? She is hot!
Popeye - June 16, 2008, 2:14 am
I'm guessing someone is going to make a "Jailbait" out of that pic.


THREE-TOED SLOTHS - feel like they're moving at the speed of light when being shipped by snail-mail.


TAGS: sloth mail
Rating: 2.17/5

More motifakes by Kevin

Wolfie - April 8, 2009, 3:26 pm
So it's not the wife you wanted, but you got the coolest pet on the block.


Macho Man -




H O B B I T S - Disgusting little bastards...aren't they?


TAGS: lotwtf
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

jameswnash - August 20, 2010, 1:52 am
Brilliant! 5 pouches of longbottom leaf
Cubbybear - May 27, 2010, 10:22 am
I'm glad someone liked it. Thanks
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 27, 2010, 10:06 am
LMAO!!!!!!!


DESTINY -




REGRET -




X-RAY VISION -


TAGS: x ray vision through clothes pzy
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Reality Lord - January 30, 2011, 7:38 am

5 despite the unnecessary error in spelling. lol


HE WHO DEMANDS -


TAGS: pilots aviation b1 nellisafb
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Airman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 26, 2013, 10:49 pm
He isn't on Motifake anymore?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 26, 2013, 7:28 pm
Airman is retired now but he was definitely a pilot....We really miss him around here.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 26, 2013, 3:45 am
I'm not quite sure, but judging by your avatar, username, and the majority of your awesome posters... I'd have to say you're an actual pilot.


THE PILOT/CO PILOT RELATIONSHIP - "After both engines stopped working the co pilot managed to survive by parachute although the pilots seatbelt was mysteriously stuck so he reached the ground in a ball of fire... Oh Really?




FORGET CLOTHES - Tan lines are what make the man.




HEY...YOU GUYS -




MOLOTOV COCKTAIL - For the revolutionary in all of us.




RATIOS -


TAGS: ratios anime bad plot ikki tousen
Rating: 1.85/5

More motifakes by GSJ21

Faceplant31 - May 11, 2010, 10:27 am
The moar anime posters you make the moar 1L's you shall receive.
Zealot - May 11, 2010, 9:44 am
well, its true, just not a motifake


THREE-TOED SLOTH - That's two more toes than it needs to disembowel you.


TAGS: sloth three toed toe disembowel
Rating: 1.77/5

More motifakes by Kevin

RRCCmom - October 7, 2008, 8:29 am
No disemboweling during the play-offs!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 7, 2008, 2:56 am
Sure, he'll disembowel me, if he gets around to it. He might sit around and watch TV for a bit, then have a sandwich, take a nap, hang out for awhile.


WE'LL LOOK BACK AND LAUGH -


TAGS: vintage fashion computer woman clothes
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

vulture - February 20, 2012, 10:24 pm
Oops - my bad. Elnett with two 'T's
djrcreative - February 11, 2012, 7:24 am
Elnet? Is that a type of interwebs? LOL! Bit before my time. However, the 80s had massively teased hair held by Aqua Net, and the 90s had poofy bangs. So...it's just a matter of time before history repeats itself. ;)
vulture - February 11, 2012, 1:56 am
Ah, yes! "Big Hair"... an hour of backcombing and a whole can of Elnet!
djrcreative - February 10, 2012, 1:53 pm
Thanks. :D
BeNiceToMe - February 10, 2012, 12:36 pm
g55d run daniel :)


IT ISN'T SUCH A BAD THING - Especially when you do it with friends .




BORDER GUARD DECISIONS - A partial pat down? A full pat down? A body cavity search? What shall it be today?


TAGS: a lot of responsibility
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by Airman

R.S.Jake - February 4, 2010, 4:15 pm
Cavity search! Cavity search!


DESPAIR - Is the price one pays For setting oneself An impossible aim.




PERPLEXITY -


TAGS: jet flying black person pilot
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

LikeNoOther - May 15, 2011, 8:00 am
I actually said pilot, still nice one. 5L's


PRAYER -


TAGS: prayer alligator pilot dead
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by [email protected]

Treehodger - February 11, 2010, 3:28 pm
Judging by the fact he has what appears to be military gear on. If I was him, and like on a branch, I'd shoot a few crocs and distract them that way.


THE GUILLOTINE - The only thing from France to ever kill somthing.


TAGS: france guillotine frrench kill
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by B dome

BurpingJack - December 10, 2009, 11:32 am
The good old days!
Derek - December 9, 2009, 4:43 am
Yes, their cooking is pretty good :-)


FEMALE PILOTS - ought to know better since a runway won't fit in the kitchen...




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